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Thrown out of the Coldstream Guards

from Mutant Crazy by Martoc

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THROWN OUT OF THE COLDSTREAM GUARDS

I was thrown out of the Coldstream Guards
When they saw through every one of my facades.
I was thrown out of the Coldstream Guards
As I couldn't cut the mustard for the whole nine yards.

I marched out of step and I stepped out of line.
(Left, Right, Left, Right, Lilywhite).
Neither Milanollo nor Figaro were fine.
(Left, Right, Left, Right, Lilywhite).
I didn't fit in and I didn't belong.
(Left, Right, Left, Right, Lilywhite).
All I did, said and thought was considered wrong.
(Goodbye, goodbye, Lilywhite).

I was thrown out of the Coldstream Guards ...

They have their courage and integrity.
(Second to none, in all they've done).
They have their loyalty but no, not me.
(Second to none, they're number one).
From the new model army guarding the Monarchy.
(In duty not fun, second to none).
While I became committed by psychiatry.
(Who has lost? Who has won? Second to none).

I was thrown out of the Coldstream Guards......

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from Mutant Crazy, released May 12, 2016

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Martoc Suffolk, UK

Inspired initially by the Channel Islands with a soupcon of mental illness (an enduring interest), Martoc has launched 8 solo singles (vinyl versions now collectors items) and 11 solo albums plus a group album 'Albatrocity' and the recent Arc Rocket duo. Coverage has included John Peel playing 'Navigator through Nowhere' off the debut album 'For Alien Ears', and 'Love is Dead'. ... more

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